Star Wars Deal Breaker Survey

What age group are you in? (Select one) *

How big of a Star Wars fan are you? (Select one) *

Which of the following would be a deal breaker for you and cause you to break up with a girl? Rate the probability of you dumping her on a scale of 1 to 5 with 1 being "I still love her" to 5 being "Can't get rid of her fast enough".

1-Not at all
2-Probably not
3-Maybe
4-Most likely
5-Definately

1) She won't stop sending you Star Wars themed selfies. *

Rate the probability of you dumping her on a scale of 1 to 5 with 1 being "I still love her" to 5 being "Can't get rid of her fast enough".

2) She will only respond to your texts in Yoda speak (i.e. A good day, I hope you have!). *

Rate the probability of you dumping her on a scale of 1 to 5 with 1 being "I still love her" to 5 being "Can't get rid of her fast enough".

3) She finds a way to respond to everything you say using a quote from Star Wars. *

Rate the probability of you dumping her on a scale of 1 to 5 with 1 being "I still love her" to 5 being "Can't get rid of her fast enough".

4) She's worried about you having anger management issues because you have the same personality type as Chewbacca. *

Rate the probability of you dumping her on a scale of 1 to 5 with 1 being "I still love her" to 5 being "Can't get rid of her fast enough".

5) She wants you to speak in Shyriiwook (the language of the wookies) to her in the bedroom. *

Rate the probability of you dumping her on a scale of 1 to 5 with 1 being "I still love her" to 5 being "Can't get rid of her fast enough".

6) She forces you to listen to Star Wars rap music on a long road trip for the entire trip. *

Rate the probability of you dumping her on a scale of 1 to 5 with 1 being "I still love her" to 5 being "Can't get rid of her fast enough".

7) She believes The Force is a real religion and she practices it faithfully. *

Rate the probability of you dumping her on a scale of 1 to 5 with 1 being "I still love her" to 5 being "Can't get rid of her fast enough".

8) She bombards you with Star Wars YouTube videos, memes, gifs, and bitmojis for several days in a row. *

Rate the probability of you dumping her on a scale of 1 to 5 with 1 being "I still love her" to 5 being "Can't get rid of her fast enough".

9) She keeps sending you text messages in Aurebesh (a Star Wars language) and you have no clue as to what they mean. *

Rate the probability of you dumping her on a scale of 1 to 5 with 1 being "I still love her" to 5 being "Can't get rid of her fast enough".

10) She relates almost everything you say to a Star Wars Fun Fact and forces you to listen to them for a whole day. *

Rate the probability of you dumping her on a scale of 1 to 5 with 1 being "I still love her" to 5 being "Can't get rid of her fast enough".

11) She declares your love for you in 25 different Star Wars love poems that she wrote and makes you listen to them one after another. *

Rate the probability of you dumping her on a scale of 1 to 5 with 1 being "I still love her" to 5 being "Can't get rid of her fast enough".

12) She attempts to diagnose every Star Wars character as having some kind of mental illness and won't stop talking about the Psychology of Star Wars. *

Rate the probability of you dumping her on a scale of 1 to 5 with 1 being "I still love her" to 5 being "Can't get rid of her fast enough".

13) She asks you to do Yoga with her which involves some weird Yoga poses that turn out to be Star Wars yoga poses. *

Rate the probability of you dumping her on a scale of 1 to 5 with 1 being "I still love her" to 5 being "Can't get rid of her fast enough".

14) She keeps an app on her phone to sound like Darth Vader every time she speaks to you. *

Rate the probability of you dumping her on a scale of 1 to 5 with 1 being "I still love her" to 5 being "Can't get rid of her fast enough".

15) She keeps trying to have a philosophical debate with you about Star Wars and "what it all means". *

Rate the probability of you dumping her on a scale of 1 to 5 with 1 being "I still love her" to 5 being "Can't get rid of her fast enough".

16) She believes she can really use the force to move things with her mind. *

Rate the probability of you dumping her on a scale of 1 to 5 with 1 being "I still love her" to 5 being "Can't get rid of her fast enough".

17) She starts talking about which religion the force is really modeled after and won't stop talking about it. *

Rate the probability of you dumping her on a scale of 1 to 5 with 1 being "I still love her" to 5 being "Can't get rid of her fast enough".

18) She fully believes that Star Wats was filmed in outer space and tries to convince you using physics. *

Rate the probability of you dumping her on a scale of 1 to 5 with 1 being "I still love her" to 5 being "Can't get rid of her fast enough".

19) She studies genealogy, but not about her own family, instead about the Skywalker family and likes to talk your ear off about how "fascinating" it is. *

Rate the probability of you dumping her on a scale of 1 to 5 with 1 being "I still love her" to 5 being "Can't get rid of her fast enough".

20) She won't stop telling you corny Star Wars jokes even though you're not laughing at them. *

Rate the probability of you dumping her on a scale of 1 to 5 with 1 being "I still love her" to 5 being "Can't get rid of her fast enough".

21) She insists on impersonating Star Wars characters throughout your entire date. *

Rate the probability of you dumping her on a scale of 1 to 5 with 1 being "I still love her" to 5 being "Can't get rid of her fast enough".

22) She keeps making you weird Star Wars themed craft projects. *

Rate the probability of you dumping her on a scale of 1 to 5 with 1 being "I still love her" to 5 being "Can't get rid of her fast enough".

23) She asks you to come over for dinner and every dish she made is related to something in Star Wars. *

Rate the probability of you dumping her on a scale of 1 to 5 with 1 being "I still love her" to 5 being "Can't get rid of her fast enough".

24) She ends every text she sends you with a different Jedi Proverb. *

Rate the probability of you dumping her on a scale of 1 to 5 with 1 being "I still love her" to 5 being "Can't get rid of her fast enough".

25) She keeps sexting you with weird Star Wars innuendos like "Penetrate me with your light saber". *

Rate the probability of you dumping her on a scale of 1 to 5 with 1 being "I still love her" to 5 being "Can't get rid of her fast enough".

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